Your real name: Emily-Rose.
Age: 19
Height: I think I'm 170cm, I'm too tall.
Natural hair colour: Necrosis black
Eye colour: Frostbite blue and gan green
Skin color: Eyeball white
Glasses/contacts?: Nope
Piercings: A Prince Albert, lol. Just a 3mm spiral in one ear and one in each eyebrow.
Tattoos: Hitler arse-raping a nigger on my back and a swastika on my forehead.
Braces: Never had them
Mannerisms: Polite on the outside, raging misanthropist on the inside.
Other distinctive markings: Scars on my legs, upper arms, wrists, chest and stomach (I scar myself so everyone else can see the ugliness i can see.)

FAVOURITE
Colour: Black and bright colours. I have long black dreads, so bright things contrast well. *colour co-ordinated*
Band: Pink Floyd, Marilyn Manson, Harvest of Humanity (based on one concert I saw once AGES AGO), Alice Cooper, Soundgarden, SOAD, Pantera.
Video game: Dead Space, Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic
Movie: Pink Floyd's The Wall, Fight Club, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Ocean's Eleven, Get Smart, Half Baked, The Matrix, the Neon Genesis Evangelion movies, Back Door Sluts 9, Inglourious Basterds, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Book: Terry Pratchet stuff, Fredric Brown's Nightmares and Geezenstacks
Food: The stuff inside the eyes. Aqueous something. Vitreous.
Game on a cell phone: Snake.
CD: Brutal Planet by Alice Cooper and the soundtrack to Back Door Sluts 9
Flower: Roses, like my name
Scent: The burning flesh of the dissidents.
Animal: Cats.
Comic book: BATMAN. Like most other people with the social skills needed for the internet.
Cereal: I DON'T EAT.
Website: This one, and [link] and [link]
Cartoon: Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, The Angry Beavers, Catdog

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: I play the ribcage.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Don't have a TV, I replaced it with a box.
Like to sing?: Nope
Have a job?: Un. Employed. Just cause I mixed the milkshakes with alcohol, psh
Have a cell phone?: Yup, it are my baby.
Like to play sports?: Nope
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No.
Have a crush on someone?: No one real
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Yes.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No, I don't have one.
Have any special talents/skills?: Sarcasm, bitchiness, waitressing, failing to draw.
Exercise daily?: Nope.
Like school?: Never.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: I just tried.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Nope
Speak any other languages?: I can speak American.
Go a day without food?: All the time. I don’t deserve food, for I am a fatty
Remember your dreams: Always nightmares.
Read music, not just tabs?: Nope.
Roll your tongue?: Yup
Eat a whole pizza?: Nope, I don’t have much of an appetite.

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: I won $25 from a scratchie once.
Snuck out of the house?: All the time, I’m the only one living here.
Lied to get out of trouble?: Of course, it was a good lie, if I do say so myself..
Had a computer crash?: Never, I’m one of the lucky ones, especially since I just dropped my laptop.
Gotten lost in your city?: Many times. I don’t know how to get to Lygon Street, turns out.
Seen a shooting star?: Yeah, but it turned out to be a burning plane.
Been to any other countries?: No, but Europe is high on my list.
Had a serious surgery?: No, but I’ve coughed up blood from an inflamed throat and then coughed up scabs.
Stolen something important to someone else?: No, but they stole my heart from my chest. It’s weird, I feel so light now.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Took it apart. Fucked it. Put it back together again. Told it it was a whore.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I don’t wear pajamas.
Cried over a girl?: Yeah.
Cried over a boy?: Yup. Thought he cared, but he was just trying to get into my pants.
Kissed a random stranger?: Not a slut, thankyou.
Hugged a random stranger?: No, but I licked someone before.
Been in a fist fight?: Nope.
Been arrested?: Nope.
Done drugs?: Nope, but might make hash brownies with this guy I think likes me.
Had alcohol?: Jack Daniels.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Rice, yes.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: It’s fun to fuck around with people’s minds.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Once... but then bad things happened.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: No.
Swore at your parents?: Many times, before they kicked me out.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No, sack taps all the way. Hurts like fuck.
Been to a casino?: No.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Yes, I killed my sister’s rabbit then bandaged it up, washed it, and gave it to her for her birthday, was brilliant.
Broken a bone?: Nope, but I will once I get married.
Gotten stitches?: Not yet.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No.
Made homemade muffins?: Yes.
Bitten someone?: Not in a sexual way, again to the licking.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Don’t really want to go
Burped in someone’s face?: Ew, no.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: *obsessive compulsive* Every 15 minutes on the hour.
Cried: Yesterday.
Went to the bathroom: Not going to say, too personal.
Saw a movie in a theatre: Last week, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
Read a book: Ages ago, shit.
Had a snow day: Never, I live in Melbourne. We get all weather BUT snow.
Had a party: Don’t have them, never get invited.
Went to a doctor: I think it was…. May.
Tripped in front of someone: I don’t trip.
Went to the grocery store: Today, I was out of razor blades. You know, for legs.
Got sick: Never, I have hand sanitiser.
Got cursed: Probably.
Called someone: People call me, I do not call them.

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit.
Black/white: Black.
Lights on/lights off: For what?
TV/movie: Movies.
Body spray/lotion: Spray.
Cash/cheque: Cash.
Pillows/blankets: Blanket, cause then you can use it as a pillow too.
Headache/stomach ache: Stomach ache.
Paint/charcoal: Paint.
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican, but I hate both races. Hypocrite, much?
Summer/winter: Winter, fo’sho. I love wearing layers and layers of clothing.
Snow/rain: Rain and thunderstorms. The heavy shit.
Fog/misty: Fog.
Rock/rap: Rock. Rap is SHIT.
Meat/vegetarian: Meat, I love my steak.
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate. If I’m going to eat it, it had better had flavour.
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles, some icing is shit.
Cake/pie: Pie.
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool.
Cookies/muffins: Muffins.
Wallet/pocket: Wallet. I have a man’s wallet.
Window/door: Window, to stare at the disembowelment and not get covered in entrails.
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Chaplin, no clue who the other one is.
Pink/purple: Purple.
Cat/dog: Catdog.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeve.
Pants/shorts: Pants. My legs shan’t be seen.
Winter break/spring break: um, I live in Australia, so neither of those last more than two weeks.
Spring/autumn: Autumn.
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds
Moon/mars: Moon. JFK was the first man on it.
War/Peace: War, because it leads to peace. Peace leads to war, so give war a chance.

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: I thought I did, but I was kidding myself and got my heart broken.
What's the most important kind of love for you?: ... the one where I believe it?
Have you ever been in love?: Yes.
Been close to love?: Yes.
If you have, with who?: No one you know.
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: He proposed.
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: All the time. Ever since he left.
Are you in a relationship?: Not any more. We were going to get married, but I did something and he left, and something switched off in my head.
If so, for how long?: see above.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: No. There is no way in Satan’s glorious name that there are enough people in the world.
What is your idea of the best date?: Horror movie, night walking and some faux rape off Flinders Street.
What was your first kiss like?: Neutral, my brain is numb.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 18.
Do you think love is worth nothing?: Yes.
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: When I thought I was going to be a bride. It was a foolish thought and I regret it completely, after thinking that he really liked me, that he wanted to spend forever with me, I gave him something I can never get back, and he left. I don’t trust anyone now. Internet people don’t count, they’re not real.

I...
Am: Insanely hypercritical.
Want: ...someone to trust completely
Need: a good, hard fucking. Seriously. Whatever he wants.
Love: Being subjugated.
Hate: Everyone.
Feel: Empty.
Did: Get drunk and throw a rock at a moving train, smashed the window, lol.
Miss: Concerts, the guy I thought loved me.
Am annoyed by: Everything.
Would rather: Be dead.
Am tired of: The whole fucking world. If only it would really end 2012 style, but not before I fuck up that guy up completely.
Will always: Regret everything and make stupid decisions, then cry about what could have been, and blame myself for everything.

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Metal.
What time is it now?: 11:20pm
How much money do you have right now?: not sure, not a lot.
Are you hungry right now?: No.
What are you doing right now?: Typing this shit up.
Do you like parades?: No
Do you like the moon?: see above
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Watch Back Door Sluts 9.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: To stop time, or to change my appearance in any imaginable way.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: No.
Cool?: Now I know how Joan of Arc felt when the flames rose to her Roman nose and her Walkman started to melt
Pretty?: Hell no.
Sarcastic?: sure, why not.
Lazy?: Yes.
Hyper?: Rarely.
Friendly?: No. I have a very low tolerance for bullshit.
Evil?: I can be.
Unforgettable?: No.
Smart?: Only in theory.
Strong?: not in any way, physically, sexually, or emotionally.
Talented?: I don’t think so
Dorky?: I don’t know.

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: AS A FUCKING KITE.
Lonely: The Smiths.
Pen: Is. Flower: Deflower.
Window: Pain.
Psycho: Sexy.
Brain freeze: Walt Disney.
Strange: ers have the best candy.
Sassy: She-niggers.
Suffering: Lady Gaga.
Art: everyone else

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: No.
Run away?: depends what from.
Curse at a teacher?: Several times.
Not take a shower for a week?: When I was younger, yeah.
Ask someone out?: No, I’m too awkward.
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Yes, and I couldn’t put it back together again.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Yes.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yes.
Go scuba diving?: No
Write a book?: Only if I could think of an interesting subject.
Assemble a computer?: No.
Become a rock star?: I couldn’t handle all the attention, and would be dead after a week.
Have a long-distance relationship?: Yes. Maybe that’s why he left.
Marry someone you don't know?: No.

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH...
What kind of computer do you have?: HP.
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): Second year of a course on how to be a DICKHEAD.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Yes.
How many posters do you have in your room?: I live in a box.
Who else should take this quiz?: Everyone. Then they should all go to their local blacksmith and get “I AM A TOOL” branded onto their arse.